Robbo 59 7:29 Thu Nov 19
Living Next Door To Pikies
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Tomorrow after 10 years of contant crap I am finally moving away!!!!
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Leonard Hatred
7:30 Thu Nov 19
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No, it's ALICE.
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stewey
7:32 Thu Nov 19
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Who the fuck is alice
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LeroysBoots
7:32 Thu Nov 19
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Did you tell the new owners about the neighbours !!?...shame on you !
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Robbo 59
7:33 Thu Nov 19
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Would You?
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Nurse Ratched
7:34 Thu Nov 19
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Racist
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yngwies Cat
7:40 Thu Nov 19
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Hope you've got a washing machine and a few spare tires to leave in there front garden as a find farewell
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Ricky
7:48 Thu Nov 19
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Good luck. Incredible the impact bad neighbours can have on your life.
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Nurse Ratched
7:48 Thu Nov 19
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I wonder what the Society of Nomadic Lawyers would make of this.
(Probably a good £20k in Legal Aid fees)
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Robbo 59
7:55 Thu Nov 19
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I will be popping back on the odd occasion with a potato or two and some four inch nails.
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Nurse Ratched
8:06 Thu Nov 19
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Hate speech.
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Too Much Too Young
8:17 Thu Nov 19
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I would rather have pikies than the old Polish witch i lived next door to for 15 years.
Constant made up threats to the council...even claimed it was illegal to have a TV in a conservatory!
Various solicitors letters regarding the gas flue / drain pipes / fencing....all ignored by me as all bollocks...i wanted to move after a few years to get away, but she made that impossible, what with all the complaints that would have needed to have been declared....she gave up when she realised i wasn't having any of it and it stopped after about 10 years, so i had 5 years of just ignoring each other...until she found out the house was being sold due to the divorce last year, then kicked up again, but my buyers were so desperate to get in, they took the risk, as i told them exactly what she was like...with the hope that she might die soon as it must be nearly 80.
Acted as though i was attacking her when i saw her in the street one day after i calmly asked her to stop banging on my conservatory wall with a hammer when the TV was on, as i would put an axe through her front door next time it happened...started yelling for the police, but others saw it and laughed at her with me..
Squirted glue in my front door lock once after she deemed half a dozen kids (4 year olds birthday party) was too loud 4-5pm in the afternoon....i knew it was her, as she used to glue notices on the windscreens of cars that strayed an inch over her driveway when parking...she drives a micra, so it was never a problem for the cunt to get out.
Let down / punctured various visitors tyres.
Successfully got the annual mini music festival shut down earlier that before and with a lower noise limit.
Just an awful bitter old fucking cunt of a hag with nothing better to do.
The only question is how revenge is exacted and when....i only moved out end of Aug...its too soon.....
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Scaleyback
9:06 Thu Nov 19
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Too Much Too Young wrote...
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The only question is how revenge is exacted and when....i only moved out end of Aug...its too soon.....
Yeah. Wait till the spring and pour a pint of maggots through her letter box. They'll crawl of under her skirting boards and when they hatch she'll have a fly infestation to contend with. It'll drive the old hag nuts
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On The Ball
9:13 Thu Nov 19
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Be aware that she could be filming things though - cover up completely and don't drive round to within view of the house. Black everything, even shoes.
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Nurse Ratched
9:16 Thu Nov 19
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"cover up completely and don't drive round to within view of the house. Black everything, even shoes."
Or hire the Milk Tray Man.
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Scraper
9:30 Thu Nov 19
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*types 'glue in lock' in notepad for later use*
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lowermarshhammer
9:56 Thu Nov 19
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Pikeys would definitely be the last creed / colour / religion / type of human that I would choose to live next to.
Give me a nosey interfering old Polish hag anyday over those thieving cunts.
If they could steal a gold filling from you whilst you're sleeping they would.
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geoffpikey
10:02 Thu Nov 19
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How DARE you insult my satirical username! I'm gonna chuck a broken washing machine in the garden and get some rubbish tarmacking done RIGHT NOW!
* Geoff Pike amassed 372 appearances and 41 goals for West Ham in all competitions, until his departure in 1987.
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Hammer and Pickle
10:03 Thu Nov 19
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Meh.
Lived on a road of them as you can probably tell.
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Gavros
10:06 Thu Nov 19
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there's a group of them that live by hackney downs.
they all drink in a local pub that literally no-one else goes in.
place is a time warp from the 1960s.
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Sandon SandIRON
10:23 Thu Nov 19
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It's taken you ten years to hitch the caravan up and find another field?
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